Sarah Rees Brennan: No, But Really
PERSON #1: *says a jackass thing*
PERSON #2: What a jackass thing to say!
PERSON #1: Oh my God, I have a right to free speech you know! This is so unfair!
PERSON #2: Indeed you do have a right to free speech. And the funny thing about rights is that everybody should have them. I also have a…