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Jul

victusinveritas:

Monty Python - Self-Defense Against Fruit

Vital information if you ever find yourself being attacked by the Qaramitians.

“If anyone ever attacks you with a raspberry, you just pull the lever and then a sixteen ton weight will drop on his head…I learned that in Malaya.”

“The great advantage of the tiger in unarmed combat is that it not only eats the raspberry laden foe, but also the raspberries.”

(Source: youtube.com, via huzzahmontypython)

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    But what about point-ED sticks?
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    This was the first Monty Python sketch my father ever showed me. I was seven at the time, and nothing will ever be as...
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    POINTED STICKS
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    Seriously one of my favorite Python skits. So good they put it into their first movie.
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