Monty Python - Self-Defense Against Fruit
Vital information if you ever find yourself being attacked by the Qaramitians.
“If anyone ever attacks you with a raspberry, you just pull the lever and then a sixteen ton weight will drop on his head…I learned that in Malaya.”“The great advantage of the tiger in unarmed combat is that it not only eats the raspberry laden foe, but also the raspberries.”
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